10/09/06

Alooloo was walking down an extremely busy road. and he met his friend BokBok who went to Africa 200 years ago. They chatted along the busy pathway, meanwhile obstructing many people's paths, resulting in lots of "Tsk!" and nudgings. Alooloo and BokBok decided they both preferred Teh Tarik to Coffee and hence, They headed for the Famous SumTek Teh Tarik shop.

Upon the arrival of SumTek Teh Tarik Shop, They were welcomed by a party of lion-dancers with neon bright coloured fluffy pants (legs) and were later told by SumTek, the store owner, that They (Alooloo and BokBok) were the 678 Millionth customer of SumTek Teh Tarik Shop.

They were then given the prize of a Lifelong supply of Teh Tarik powder - each, with a start of 153,208 cartons of Teh Tarik Powder and 248,759.5 complementary Teh-Tarik Flavoured Biscuits, each cut into an oblong shape by Dumpok the Biscuit cutter cum shaper.

(Each Biscuit - cut out by DumPok- was intricately designed in such a way that the Oblong-Shaped Teh-tarik Flavoured Biscuit is able to balance on a needle, ANd has its Centre-of-Gravity marked out with an "X" which is coloured with Magenta Food Colouring, specially produced by Magenta Food Colouring Co. Inc. Pte Ltd. GST. ERP. CBD. OCBC.)

Alooloo and BokBok sat down to savour (hahhah.) their lifelong supply of Teh Tarik Powder. And then.

Decided that SumTek Teh Tarik Shop's Teh Tarik was nice. But not as good as ChupTong's Teh Tarik.

(to be continued.)

i'm seriously bored. and sleepy.