This is my blog, and there aren't any photos of me here, so pple won't know how i look like. So heck, i'm just gonna say whatever.
To my friends (and relatives.) who know me, Crap.
MY UTERUS IS KILLING ME
Whats with all the big horrible cramps. and (ACK! YUCK!) the loss of red bodily fluid.
IT HURTS LIKE POOP.
And guys don't complain okay. If you're gonna say getting kicked in your jingglies hurt more, then my question is, do you get kicked down there repeatedly for a few days?
NO RIGHT.
So don't complain.
If you want to, by all means, get yourself a Uterus. (maybe throw in some fallopian tubes too)
HOWEVER
I thank God for how he created me. Thank you Jesus! Just please please, gimme some supernatural painkillers.
Thank you Jesus.
Thank you Jesus.